Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle twinkle little star

teri girlfriend gi bazaar

us ko mil gya doosra yar

ab toun beith k makhiyan mar

touba touba astaghfaar 

twinkle twinkle little star

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Lady To Doctor

Lady to doctor

mera beta motorcycle se gir gya hai

doctor
i cant understand please speak in english

lady
my lounda is gironda from hero honda

Car Ki Agli Seat Par

Kaar ki agli seat par bachhon ki waja se haadsay hotay hain


or


car ki pichhli seat par haadson ki waja se bachhay hotay hain



Thursday, 8 March 2012

Ahmad Faraz In Africa

hunu lunu shinga mamba jamba

     (FARAZ)

shinga la mamba jheenga lala hu hu

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Dhoti K 4 Anmol Faiday



Dhoti k 4 anmol faiday

1, sardi ho to upar orh lo

2, garmi ho to neechay bichha lo

3, nokri karni ho to peechay se utha lo

4, na karni ho to aagay se utha lo

Monday, 5 March 2012

Chaat Ki Dukaan



Chaachi!
Ham chaat ki dukaan kholengay

Bhateeja!
theak hai 

Chaachi !
 hum chaat ki plate 10 ropay ki bechengay!

Bhateeja!
 mae dukaan par board lagaonga , chaachi ki 10 ropay mae chaat lo



Ek Orat Darzi Ki Duklaan Par Gai



Ek orat darzi ki dukaan par gai or boli g yahan galay miltay hain?

darzi sharmatay howay

G miltay to nahi lekin aap kehti ho to mil letay hain